"Sex and lingerie?" he asks.
Sex and laundry, I repeat.
Which brings up a funny sex toy blog we both visit. For the articles. "Like that?" he asks.
Not exactly, I say.
At Suburban Kamikaze, I explain, we are more likely to recommend something like stain remover as a marital aid.
"Wouldn't that burn?" he asks.
Not if you do it right, I say. By which we mean, using it on the laundry. There is nothing sexier than a man who can wield a stain stick.
Please accept our sincere apologies for any misunderstanding and/or rashes.
from the Sex and Laundry Archives: Fresh Towels