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The role of "pool boy 1" in all performances, including Sunday matinees, of the sex fantasy "Make Mine a Mojito," will be played by Goo Goo Dolls frontman Johnny Rzeznik until further shaving notice.
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Are you saying that you don't find men with beards sexy? I think my husband, and yours, may have something to say about that.
Posted by: Paulita | December 02, 2009 at 03:19 AM
Please understand. At SK Sex Fantasies Productions Inc., we do not undertake cast changes lightly. While facial hair in itself has never been a criteria in our casting process - as evidenced by Viggo Mortenson's long-running appearance as pirate king 2 in an earlier production - it was felt that the rather grizzled nature of this beard was not right for the part of pool boy 1.
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Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | December 02, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Not sure it is the beard that would be the thing that keeps him from the pool boy gig....
Posted by: nthnglsts | December 02, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Oh please. As if Russell Crowe could have done it any better.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | December 03, 2009 at 07:46 AM
Perhaps, we're old enough to move on from the pool boy fantasy. Ever since that boy on the swim team sang, "Spencer's mom has got it goin' on" I can't really swallow the whole pool boy fantasy anymore.
Posted by: Paulita | December 03, 2009 at 07:52 PM
So... pirates?
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Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | December 04, 2009 at 07:59 AM