One third of Chicago residents prefer their cell phones to sex
Sadly, nobody thought to ask them which cell phones they were using.
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Have I ever mentioned I give good phone? Not like any phone you've ever had before. No, really, I like chasing cell spots. And we always know the spots are always on the move. It's my specialty. You would be very Sat-ees-fied and more. I'm just say'in.
Posted by: Audubon Ron | October 07, 2009 at 07:14 PM
There's an ap for everything apparently. And to think I've been using mine to make phone calls.
Posted by: Suburban Kamikaze | October 08, 2009 at 03:49 AM
I want to know what the other two-thirds of Chicago residents prefer to sex...
Reading a book? Sleep?
Oh, wait. That's just what I prefer.
Posted by: eurolush | October 08, 2009 at 09:11 AM